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Play on Words:  Double Entendres:  the plays on words that include cliche reformations and take-offs.  Example: Everynight, I date a strange girl.  Same girl--she was just strange.

I'll take it as I didn't hear you.
John and Jack met in the street one day. "I want to ask you a favor, but can you keep it secret for me?" said John.
"Certainly I can, " answered Jack.
"I'm short of money these days. Will you please lend me some?"
"Oh, don't worry," Jack said. "I'll take it as if I did not hear you."
 

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